One night, I was walking back home with a camera. And on my way back home, i saw a cat. It was brown and has stripes.
Then the brown striped feline began to stretch and stared right into my lens with it's huge bubbly eyes.
Then it stared at me again, but somehow from a different angle.
And it stared closer.
After a few hours of staring competition, i went home as an idiot. And I began to smoke.
Goodbye twothousandandeight, for staring down at me with your butt.